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TrapMakeR
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03.05.2012 19:53
Because he thinks he is going to be eaten?
TrapMakeR
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03.05.2012 19:55
No, he is thinking...
Стервоточинка форум
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03.05.2012 20:00
Mila Love

XfinityTV videos can only be viewed from within the US. (((

Sorry, Mila, I didn't know that. :-(
Mila Love форум
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03.05.2012 20:09
No, he is thinking...
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I believe he didn't have even time to think..according to the version....((It happened so quickly, poor chap....
Mila Love форум
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03.05.2012 20:14
Sorry, Mila, I didn't know that. :-(
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It's OK, please don't you worry,Стервоточинка. We'll get through...
I am at home today, couldn't make it this morning...Kind of fatigue and as a result a headache...The weather is contributing as well, as it's grey, being raining for a while and the temperature outside hardly reaches +9...(((
"This is a sad sad situation" (c)....)))))
Or perhaps I do need a pet? :-)
Стервоточинка форум
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03.05.2012 20:16
Mila Love
XfinityTV videos can only be viewed from within the US. (((

Sorry, Mila, I didn't know that. :-(


Same topic)))
There was a man walking along the sidewalk and he came upon a talking frog. The frog said to the man, "Hey, if you kiss me I'll turn into a princess." The man ignored the frog and went on about his business. The next day the man came upon the frog again. The frog said to the man, "Hey, I said if you kiss me I'll turn into a princess." So the man picks up the frog and puts him into his pocket and takes him to his home. When the man arrives at his home, he takes the frog and sits him on the counter. The frog says to the man, "I said if you kiss me I'll turn into a frog." The man says, "No, I'd rather have a talking frog than a nagging women any day!"

Mila Love форум
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03.05.2012 20:25
"No, I'd rather have a talking frog than a nagging woman any day!"
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))))))))))))))Great!
Mila Love форум
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03.05.2012 20:34
I do apologise but could anyone please lift up this thtead?
I am the Topic starter and can't do it myself. I think that this is the right moment for this thread.
Many thanks in advance
http://www.forumavia.ru/a.php? ...
Mila Love форум
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03.05.2012 20:53
Thanks guys!
Стервоточинка форум
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03.05.2012 21:01
I didn't get this one:

A little boy was staying with his grandmother, and she asked him to make her a cup of coffee, so he went and made her a cup of coffee and brought it to her, well when she was finished drinking the cup of coffee she noticed 3 little green toy soldiers at the bottom of her coffee cup, and so she called her grandson in and asked him why there were 3 little green toy soldiers in the bottom of her cup, and he replied " Well Grandma it's like they say on T.V, The best part of waking up is Soldiers in your cup!"

Mila Love форум
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03.05.2012 21:02
TrapMaker

I am very grateful and please accept my special Thanks!
Mila Love форум
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03.05.2012 21:09
Soldiers in your cup!
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Стервоточинка, I have just Googled it and the answer is a bit long to post it here. Some relation to God possibly...
and I agree, it's still a puzzle...)))
TrapMakeR
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03.05.2012 21:27
You are welcome, Mila :).
Snafu
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04.05.2012 01:09
"No, I'd rather have a talking frog than a nagging woman any day!"
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I heard the same (or similar) joke in Russian about 10 years ago. Just wondering which one is the original.
"Баб у меня и так хватает, а говорящая лягушка - это прикольно" :)))
Стервоточинка форум
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04.05.2012 06:31
Mila Love

Soldiers in your cup!
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Стервоточинка, I have just Googled it and the answer is a bit long to post it here. Some relation to God possibly...
and I agree, it's still a puzzle...)))

Then I will wait till my husband returns home from his trip and will ask him. :-)
Thank you anyway!
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04.05.2012 06:39
TrapMakeR
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04.05.2012 14:49
It's about understanding a message.

The article implements the concept of misunderstood message resulting into wrong worship practice :).

It says: "First make sure you understand. Then do."
Snafu
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06.05.2012 16:21
Bottoms up! (и немедленно выпил :)
Mila Love форум
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06.05.2012 16:27
)))
Snafu, is there a reason? Can we join you?)))
Стервоточинка форум
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06.05.2012 16:29
Heads down!
(immediately nibbleed) :-)
Mila Love форум
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06.05.2012 16:33
well......I am a bit confused re: what should be up and what should be down???...))
Snafu
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06.05.2012 16:53
Snafu, is there a reason? Can we join you?)))
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What esle reason do you need on Sunday afternoon? :)
(Well, it's Sunday morning in Virginia, and I have my flight scheduled in an hour, so I have to stay sober for a while. But I'll follow you as soon as I can :)
Mila Love форум
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06.05.2012 16:57
What esle reason do you need on Sunday afternoon? :)
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No reason still isn't a reason ;-)
On Sunday Afternoon one can sit quietly and do what they like most...)))
Snafu
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06.05.2012 17:03
No, Mila, a true gentlemen need a strong reason to stay sober on Sunday afternoon. Look at Winston Churchill, Ullysses Grant or Boris Yeltsin :)))
Mila Love форум
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06.05.2012 17:06
Snafu
I trust You!...;-)Let's leave those notorious celebrities alone...))))
Стервоточинка форум
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09.05.2012 23:50
Fable of the Porcupine

It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold.
The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions.
After awhile, they decided to distance themselves one from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth.
Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. They learned to live with the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions in order to receive the heat that came from the others. This way they were able to survive.
The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person's good qualities.

The moral of the story is:
Just learn to live with the Pricks in your life
TrapMakeR
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10.05.2012 00:32
Ha-ha! It depends on both the intensity of pricks and our sence.
Стервоточинка форум
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10.05.2012 01:55
New word: nomophobia
http://www.allaboutcounseling. ...


And Bred Pitt will be a face of..... Chanel #5))))))
Стервоточинка форум
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10.05.2012 03:05
BrAd Pitt)))
TrapMakeR
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10.05.2012 15:18
Bread Pitt :).
Mila Love форум
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10.05.2012 19:01
Pita Bread?...;-)
Snafu
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10.05.2012 21:39
The most professional review of the SSJ accideint I've found so far:
http://gerryairways.blogspot.c ...
Mila Love форум
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10.05.2012 22:13
this is a very tragic accident...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-p ...
Стервоточинка форум
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11.05.2012 00:39
Moonlight job for Prince:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-s ...
TrapMakeR
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11.05.2012 01:02
If bears were bees
They would not in any case
Never ever thought about
Building house so fu**ing high
Стервоточинка форум
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11.05.2012 03:25
Vinni the Poo)))))))
Snafu
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11.05.2012 03:57
Vinnie the Pooh and his little friend Piglet the Quarter :)))
Стервоточинка форум
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11.05.2012 04:49
Piglet the Nickel and Danny Devito. Oy! Vinni De Poo. No, Vinnie da Pooh!)))
Snafu
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12.05.2012 03:34
Offtop mode on
Разбавлю малость топик текстом на русском.
Почему-то считается, что в английском нет местоимения "вы", только "ты" - you. Так вот, с точностью до наоборот. You - это "вы" (you are, not you is). А "ты" - это thou, считается устаревшим и не употребляется. Хотя у Шекспира сплошь и рядом.
Исключение - Библия и прочие религиозные тексты, где Thou (с заглавной буквы) на каждом шагу. Полностью соответствует русскому "Ты" с заглавной же буквы, как обращение к высшей сущности ("да светится имя Твое", etc).
Offtop mode off :)
Стервоточинка форум
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12.05.2012 04:29
http://www.nbcwashington.com/v ...

Good point of Vance's View
Стервоточинка форум
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12.05.2012 04:35
Mila Love форум
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12.05.2012 09:41
Good point of Vance's View
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Well true, especially that "It will be done with Love" (c)

Snafu
What a deep philological enquiry into the origins of English personal pronouns of yours! )))

i.e.
it's You... I am talking to.. now

Thank you.
Thank You )))
Соколёнок
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12.05.2012 09:58
Понравился анекдот: Евро 2012. Украина. Подходит английский болельщик к киевскому милиционеру, достаёт разговорник:
- Проооссттиитье. Каг минне проиитти до Олимпийск стадион?
- Go fuck youself, with your phrase book! Whу the fuck for two years, I did study your fucking English?!Ё!!!!!
Inna12 форум
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12.05.2012 11:02
hi, guys!
have been off-line for a while, is everyone getting married? :))))
TrapMakeR
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12.05.2012 17:32
Inna12,

No way :)!
Snafu
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13.05.2012 19:01
have been off-line for a while, is everyone getting married? :))))
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Not yet. Old Heli Pilot and AVL still competing for one "place" or "spot" or "private part" or whatever you name it of Double Julia :)
Mila Love форум
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13.05.2012 20:10
))))
hot spot/lonely heart/...you name it..))
Inna12 форум
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14.05.2012 15:50
Holy mackerel !!!
But if Julia is 'Double', and we have 2 gentlemen chasing after her, I don't see any problem here:-)
Snafu
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14.05.2012 18:19
Well, it would not be a problem if they were twins or clones, like Lapis Lazuli and Lorelei Lee Long. But for Iolanta and Lusinda there may be some issues. If both candidates like south-style blackies or nordic-type blondies - we are in big trouble. And things gets even worse if one or both of them can not afford white wedding dress and luxuries.
Mila Love форум
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14.05.2012 20:32
"Too much a Do about nothing" (c)..))) Shakespeare forever!..
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